I gotta be real. This blog is getting too political for my taste. So I thought I’d talk about something near and dear to my heart. Facebook. Yup, and you love it to because that’s how you found this blog.
One thing I love about facebook are the models, or rather wouldliketobe models. There’s nothing I love better on facebook than adding facebook models. They create their own modeling agencies like Juicy Coutier Modeling or Black Ice Photos or Mercedes Near Nekkid Studios. Come to think about it these mostly sound like porn establishments (and they very well might be), but lo and behold they are actually facebook models trying to get somewhere. (editor’s note: the above names aren’t real, but could be… I just haven’t checked)
The best part about facebook models are their photos and their photo comments. The more nekkid the photo the more simping the comments (simping sorta means unnecessary and excessive compliments in order to try and impress the opposite sex… doesn’t work). And man these comments are out of control. And they’re usually along the lines of
“oh wow, you are the true vision of beauty”
“truly perfect.”
“you are the hottest person on facebook hands down”
“you are absolutely beyond a doubt beautiful”
blah blah blah. And the more nekkid the pic, the more simping you get. It doesn’t matter how pretty she looks. The chick could look like a shaved gorilla with braids, but as long as she’s nekkid, “i’ve never seen anyone so lovely.”
Let’s try something different. If you wanna post on a facebook model’s pic, try simply typing skeetable. And say no more. Go head, try it. You’ll literally shatter their wall of security built by all the simping commentary. You might even get a few responses from angry guys saying “how dare you verbally defile this beautiful flower.”
So on that note, it’s actually not facebook models who can hold my pocket, it’s simping a$$ commentary.
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Black // July 29, 2008 at 5:28 pm |
In a similar vein, what are your thoughts on Facebook groups created for the sole purpose of gassing oneself or a collection of friends? For example groups like “Such and Such Can Get It”, “Who’s Hot, Who’s Not?”, “Pennies, Nickels, or Dimes?”, so forth and so forth?
blackdiplomacy // July 30, 2008 at 5:51 am |
maaaaan you are absolutely right. But it’s not the groups that should hold my pocket. The groups are beyond hilarious. It’s the people that post the pics and moreso the simpin commentators that rate every woman a dime whether she be a penny or a two-cent.
I’m not saying we should be judging the quality of a woman on how she looks. But if you post your pics up in a group called Pennies, Nickels, and Dimes.. well, you had it coming.
Robert // July 30, 2008 at 12:52 pm |
LOL. you know what’s funnier to me is the facebook models who then put the one face picture up which gets the comments such as, “This is your best picture…” “I can really see your beauty here.” “Something about eyes/smile/ears…” etc.
You know DAMN WELL you just went through all those damn-near-nekkid pics and thought you could stand out and get the goodies by commentin on the ONE not nekkid pic!
tr // August 8, 2008 at 4:20 pm |
we should collaborate
DatGirl // August 13, 2008 at 4:16 pm |
this post is the true definition of beauty.
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